Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize