I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
someone owes me an orgasm
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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