I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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