I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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