She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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