if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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