Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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