I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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