the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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