He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
