and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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