It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
This is the high leading the old right now
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
