Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Randomize
