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I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
What changed your mind?
Being sober
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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