windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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