i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
