Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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