I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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