So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
she smelled like a LAN party
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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