i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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