if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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