Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize