okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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