Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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