are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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