so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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