I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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