First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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