You really coming over, don't trick.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Randomize
