If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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