How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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