so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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