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• (512): View more from Texas

  I pooped in a mop bucket.

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  WTF???

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  Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.

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• (626): View more from California

  The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.

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• (714): View more from California

  You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying

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• (714): View more from California

  You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper

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• (619): View more from California

  how did you know i stayed over last night?

  (702): View more from Nevada

  there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.

  (303): View more from Colorado

  Jesus Christ you're perfect.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.

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• (818): View more from California

  I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  What time is our conjugal visit?

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  Umm...who is this?

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