did you get engaged???
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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