Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
