So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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