I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
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yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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