He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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