I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
you win again, gameday.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
of course. lets lasso hookers.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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