I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
His nipple licking is glorious
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