so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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