i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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