For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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