yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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