i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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