We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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