i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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