at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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