i barfeds in our rink
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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