check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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