did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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