Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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